I like the feeling where you drink a little bit of whiskey and feel your insides burn cuz whiskey is poison.

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Christmas Rage

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sarahceratops:

My mother is getting my nephew a Kindle Fire for Christmas. She was going to get him a bike, but she decided that he would have more fun playing Angry Birds on it than riding a bike.

When I asked her what else he would do on it, she said that she didn’t know but someone told her about all the apps he could get.

He’s 5. 

Note to self: befriend Sarah’s mom to the point where she will buy me crazy expensive gifts for no graspable reason.  Use Goodmonson as cute-leverage if own cute-ness doesn’t cut it.

Maelstrom Wanderer EDH Deck

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Maelstrom Wanderer

7 Mana:
Contagion Engine, Ancient Ooze, Avenger of Zendikar, Balefire Dragon, Blatant Thievery, Borborygmos, Call the Skybreaker, Cinder Storm, Destructive Force, Engulfing Slagwurm, Garruk’s Horde, Lurking Predators, Great Whale, Hamletback Goliath, Hateflayer, Hornet Queen, Moldgraf Monstrosity, Mossbridge Troll, Mythic Proportions, Riku of Two Reflections, Palinchron, Phyrexian Ingester, Quicksilver Gargantuan, Simic Sky Swallower, Spearbreaker Behemoth, Sphinx Ambassador, Sphinx of Uthuun, Stalking Vengeance, Thought Reflection, Twist Allegiance, Stampeding Wildebeests, Stampeding Serow, Oni of Wild Places

Ramp:
Rampant Growth, Skyshroud Claim, Harrow, Scapeshift, Explosive Vegetation, Sol Ring, Gruul Signet, Simic Signet, Izzet Signet, Krosan Tusker

Selective Memory, Mystical Tutor, Personal Tutor